For the ones who show up.
DROP 01 · FOUNDING RELEASE · EDITIONS OF 500

For the ones who show up.

Premium tees for ER nurses. Worn off the clock. Not another gift-shop shirt.

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THE MANIFESTO

We didn't build this to call you a hero. You've heard that one — usually instead of staffing.

We built it because the humor is how you survive the shift, and nobody makes anything that actually gets it.

We can't fix the system. We make shirts. But they're serious shirts, they're only for us — and every one pays a little back into the people holding the line.

MEMBERSHIP ISN'T GIVEN. IT'S EARNED AT 3 A.M. — THE VITALS CLUB
DROP 01 — THE FIRST SEVEN

Limited first run.

500 PER DESIGN. WHEN ONE SELLS OUT, IT'S GONE. NO RESTOCKS.
Ivory — I Survived My First Code
Nº 06
NEW GRAD
I Survived My First Code $40
…and every one since. The pinning gift.
+26 colorways
Ice Blue — Open Nights
Nº 07
Open Nights, Weekends, Every Holiday $40
The department never closes. Neither do you.
+610 colorways
Seafoam — Sick, Not That Sick, Actually Dying
Nº 05
Sick, Not That Sick, Actually Dying $40
Triage, printed. ESI-4 / ESI-3 / ESI-1.
+26 colorways
Moss — I Can't Fix Your Airway
Nº 04
I Can't Fix Your Life, But I Can Fix Your Airway $40
Boundaries, clinically applied.
+37 colorways
Bay — Grace Under Pressure
Nº 03
Grace Under Pressure $40
Grace under pressure. Sarcasm under breath.
4 colorways
Ivory — Made for the Worst Day
Nº 02
THE GIFT PICK
Made for the Worst Day of Your Life $40
…and the reason there’s a next one.
3 colorways
True Navy — I Run Toward
Nº 01
THE ORIGINAL
I Run Toward $40
“…the things you run from.” For the ones who show up.
4 colorways
NEXT Drop 02 IN THE WORKS. MEMBERS HEAR FIRST. JOIN BELOW ↓
WHERE THE DOLLAR GOES

One dollar from every tee is pledged to nurse mental-health support.

NOT AWARENESS. NOT A RIBBON. A STANDING PLEDGE, PAID PER SHIRT.

Read the pledge →
$1 FROM EVERY TEE. EVERY TIME.
THE CLUB

You're early. That's the point.

No borrowed reviews. No five-star wallpaper. This is the first run — if you're reading this, you're ahead of almost everyone. Founding members hear about Drop 02 before the public, get first dibs when it lands, and get to say they were here when it was seven shirts and a point of view.

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OFF-SHIFT, ON RECORD — TAG @THEVITALSCLUB
MEMBERS FIRST

Get in before the public.

Every drop hits member inboxes 48 hours early. Nurse-only discounts. 10% off your first order. No noise — you work in noise.

UNSUBSCRIBE ANYTIME. WE'D RATHER LOSE YOU THAN ANNOY YOU.