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DROP 01 IS LIVE — EDITIONS OF 500 · $1 FROM EVERY TEE FUNDS NURSE MENTAL-HEALTH CARE
№ 05 · EDITION OF 500

SICK, NOT THAT SICK, ACTUALLY DYING

“Sick. Not that sick. Actually dying.”
$40
6.1 OZ GARMENT-DYED COTTON · BUILT TO OUTLAST THE JOB
COLORWAY — BLACK
SIZE — M
RUNS TRUE. WHEN IN DOUBT, SIZE UP.
✦ EDITION OF 500 FREE SHIP OVER $50 ANY 2 FOR $60
$1 OF THIS SHIRT PAYS FOR REAL COUNSELING HOURS FOR NURSES.
DESCRIPTION

The entire waiting room, sorted in about nine seconds flat. Sick. Not that sick. Actually dying. It's not a joke — it's literally how the job works — but it's also, undeniably, a little bit funny once you've been doing it long enough to say it out loud without flinching.

It's not that you don't care about every patient who walks through those doors. It's that you already know, faster than you could ever explain it to someone outside the job, exactly where they land. That instinct is the whole skill. This shirt is the shorthand version of ten years of training.

Wear it as the thing only your coworkers will fully laugh at. Gift it to the charge nurse who taught you how to actually see a patient in six seconds flat.

Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton tee that actually feels like something — built to be worn on repeat, not once and forgotten in a drawer.

Product features

  • 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, heavyweight (6.1 oz)
  • Soft, broken-in feel with a vintage finish that gets better with every wash
  • Unisex relaxed fit — true to size, runs comfortably roomy
  • Front chest print, elevated typography — no clip-art, no cartoon nurses
  • Part of The Vitals Club's first drop — made for the ones who show up
THE BLANK — WHY IT COSTS $40
6.1 oz of 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed so it comes broken-in soft and only gets better with every wash — never thin. Relaxed unisex cut, true to size. Water-based inks sit in the fabric, not on it: soft hand, no cracking, survives the 2 a.m. hot-dryer treatment. Printed in limited runs of 500. This is the shirt the $9 hospital-gift-shop version is pretending to be.
SIZING
S — CHEST 34–36" · M — 38–40" · L — 42–44"
XL — 46–48" · 2XL — 50–52" · 3XL — 54–56"
UNISEX CUT. RUNS TRUE. WHEN IN DOUBT, SIZE UP.
SHIPPING
Ships within 48 hours. Free shipping over $50. Not sure on size? Message us before you order and we'll help you land the right fit. Gift orders ship with a blank card and zero prices.
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DROP 01 · FOUNDING RELEASE · 500 PER DESIGN

No borrowed reviews. No stock five-stars. This is the first run — if you're reading this, you're ahead of almost everyone. Wear it before the floor does. Founding buyers hear about Drop 02 before the public, and once a design sells out it's gone for good.